Sunday, 30 January 2011

DC: TDGWWILWAV Chapt. 6

Hello, Twila... Ugh, I could swear that this thing is draining my IQ. But do it I must, because I love you all, dear readers! I suffer through these so you don't have to. And for the entertainment value, of cours...

Friday, 28 January 2011

DC: My Immortal Chapt. 41, 42, 43 & 44

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Wednesday, 26 January 2011

You, My Dear Readers

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I'm utterly useless at this concentration lark. As the majority of my work must be done on the computer, I am subjected to the internet for far longer that is healthy for one's mental health, nearly every day. I have a number of favourite websites which I view every day, such as Rock, Paper, Shotgun, and Newgrounds. Not to mention YouTube, DeviantArt, and of course, my very own blog, right here. It's perhaps inevitable that I compulsively hop from site to site looking for things that I've not seen before. Consequentially, I am terrible when it comes to concentrating on actual important wor...

Friday, 21 January 2011

Banner And Mascot

You may have noticed that there is a new banner at the top of this page. Yes, this page. This one. The tagline is slightly blurry because the design that I'm using hates my guts and compresses anything I put up there. Without some complicated coding, I can't fix it. Therefore, I will not fix it. It is also at it's maximum size there, just so as you know. And lo! Dost thou see the steampunk gentleman in the banner? The sprite? His name is Bertram, and he is my mascot. Feel the power. I like all things steampunk, therefore my mascot is a steampunk gentleman. Incidentally, he is a sprite reproduction of a character I made long ago in the Gaia Avatar...

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

DC: TDGWWILWAV Chapt. 5

Can you believe this thing lasts 12 chapters? Also, I'll need to do some more My Immortal soon. When I get that thing out of the way, we can move on to stranger things...

Aimless Rambling

Monsieur Luke Clarke said something to me after this place's overhaul: it was something along the lines of my banner being boring. And indeed, he is correct! I've not had the virtue of encountering a small rubber man while walking in the rain, so I can not use one for my banner. Unlike him! I mean, just look at i...

Sunday, 16 January 2011

Recipe For Fish And Chorizo Soup

I made myself this the other day, and it was absolutely lovely. It is a roast tomato soup with chorizo and fresh fish, as well as fish stock. I didn't actually grab a picture of what mine looked like, so I'll just pull one off google......

Thursday, 13 January 2011

DC: TDGWWILWAV Chapt. 4

Okie dokie, dear reader, we've another short one today. I am genuinely considering making them into multiple-bills, like I have with My Immortal, but I fear for my sanity if I do that. Anyway, let's get crackin...

Monday, 10 January 2011

DC: My Immortal Chapt. 39

Oh, this is a special one, dear reader, so very special... I've been waiting for this. You see, at this point in the fic, Tara's account supposedly got hijacked by a woman of malicious intent. A troll. The results of this hacking are highly amusing, as the troll wrote her own little chapter in the fic. Indeed, the fic could have been ended there, for reasons which we shall shortly see. Let's do this, dear reader...

New Look!

We have a new look! And it is swanky indeed, dear reader. No more stark neutral minimalism, we've bombed straight into the modern age. We have featured posts and everything! Rest assured that the text formatting is not broken - it just appears to be broken in the post summary before the jump. Until next time! Te...

New Look Incoming

The Man With Stuff may be badly stuffed up for the remainder of today. This is because I am giving the thing an overhaul, hopefully taking it into the modern day. Down with minimalism! Until then! Te...

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Ramblings Of The Insane

By 'insane', I of course mean, I. Me. Myself. Yes. Pancake. Permit me to ramble, dear reader! What is new in the world of Teddy? Is anything new? Have new things made themselves known? Am I going crazy? Have I already gone crazy? Well, I'm back playing Urban Dead, or UD, as the players like to call it. I've resurrected my PKer, Scheffer, and rejoined Red Rum, which may go some way to explain my utter madness. Pancake. I've also resurrected an old Pro-survivor account, who certainly does not go by the name of Teddy. Oh no, sir. I suggest you start playing UD. All of you. NOW! It's fun and also has a lovely metagame. Provided you don't join a...

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

DC: My Immortal Chapt. 35, 36, 37, & 38

It turns out doing this in increments was actually a good idea, as this takes me neatly up to a milestone in My Immortal: chapter 39. You'll see when we get there, dear reader. Chapter 35. gost of u [When she's quite blatantly copying song titles from her terrible bands, you'd think she'd spell them properly.] AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea [what idea? Uh-oh, this won't end well... I refuse to believe people were giving her ideas]!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U [that's not strictly true, is it?]!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius...

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

DC: TDGWWILWAV Chapt. 3

I will never be defeated by this fic. It may reduce me to dumbfoundedness, but it shall never defeat me. This chapter is tiny, but I don't want to absorb too much of this thing at once. OK PPL HU REVIEW 2 SAY SHIT ABOUT MI STORI CAN GO FUKK DEMSELFS. my stori is beleiveble [blatant lies are blatant lies. You just won the coveted 'bullshit' label] u just hav 2 keep readin n u can c y [it's against my better judgment, but I have to]!1 but to ppl hu gav me good reveiws, THANX U GUYZ ROKK 333 LUV U [I wouldn't say that if I were you, you obviously don't know what they're doing.]CHAPTER 3"Hey betch wat r u doin home." midnite asked. [Uh... Wasn't she with the Cullens in the previous chapter? Are there two of them? Or does she just suffer from short term memory loss? Or does she just suffer...

Monday, 3 January 2011

DC: TDGWWILWAV Chapt. 2

Righty, let's do some more this this terrible trollfic. It's only a short one today, as I really can't be arsed with absorbing too much Twilight and sparkly vampires. FLAMERZ BAK OFF OK. mi engish is fine [it really isn't] u dnt hav to b a bytch about it u fukkin homos. if u lik bella [I would never lick Bella, no matter how drunk I was] i sed not 2 red cuz u wuld be offenced. i red dis book a lot of tims i fink i no der names. [I'd like to say that if you've read something, you shouldn't write like this. Unfortunately, the offending article is Twilight, so I'll let it slide.]and wateva u say, DUNT DISS TARA GELSBIE [o.0]. OK. SHE IS A FUKKING GRATE RITER [If you wanted conclusive proof that this is a troll, you now have it.]OK HERE IS CHAPTA 2.XXXXXXXXXXXXX CHAPTER 2 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWen...

Sunday, 2 January 2011

DC: My Immortal Chapt. 31, 32, 33, & 34

Hmm... The tip of my tongue's gone numb. The only cure is more cowbell. Unfortunately, I don't have a cowbell, so I'll have to make do with tearing apart some more My Immortal. Chapter 31. AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs [she's making words up now]!111 stop kalin ebony a mary su ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u [I don't need to know what's going to happen to know that it's gonna be crap]!1111 fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111 XXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “I always knew u were on Voldemort’s side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox ["son of a bitch" is not unique to Buffy. I wish Buffy'd come along and kill the entire cast of My Immortal]!111).” Serious said 2 Snape. “No I’m not I was teaching them somefing!1” Snap clamed. [He was certainly teaching them something,...

Saturday, 1 January 2011

DC: TWILA, DA GIRL WHO WAS IN LUV W A VAMPIR Chapt. 1

This shall henceforth be known as TDGWWILWAV. If only to make it sound more horrendous than it actually is. Unfortunately, that is an impossible task, dear reader. This thing... Well, it's bad. Very bad. Brain-bleach bad. Fortunately, however (and this is fortunate) it's actually a trollfic. That's right, it's not actually serious! Which is a good job, frankly. I've seen some genuinely bad writing, but this might have took the cake. It's a Twilight trollfic, and it's very bad indeed. It also takes it's inspiration from My Immortal, so god help you all. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx TWILA, DA GIRL WHO WAS IN LUV W/ A VAMPIRxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx CHAPTER 1 [Hmm... I wonder what it's going to be about? Also, it should be obvious. Notice how her name's a shortened version of 'Twilight'? Or it at least...

Photographic Escapades

Yes, I have had escapades today! As you know if you've been paying attention, I have undertaken the 365 project, wherein I must take a photograph of artistic quality every damn day for a year. My argument is that I'll grow as a photographer, and it'll also make a nice portfolio if I ever need to make one. I can see already, however, that this is going to be difficult: making sets around the house will only last me so many days. I say that, but I haven't even tried yet... Bah! A large problem, however, is that my usual photographic hunting ground (sort of a *wiggles fingers around in a circle repeatedly* place...Biggish place. Ish) will eventually...

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