Joke Of The Day

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A rich man and a poor man are having dinner together, and their wive's birthdays are coming up. The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife and he says, "A diamond ring and a Mercedes".
"Why'd you get her both?", asks the poor man.
"Because if she doesn't like the ring, she can still drive it back to the shop."
Then the rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife.
"A pair of slippers and a dildo", he says.
"Why did you get her both?"
"Because if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."

Baddum-tsch! And with that, I leave you until next time.

Until next time,
Teddy