However! I will have a bit of a treat for you when I'm done with my holiday. I will, dear reader! And it will be glorious. Glorious.
Until then! Keep safe and happy, my dear reader.
Teddy
After being bullied and coerced by a very non-threatening chap, I have agreed to set myself up a page where you can, should you feel the urge, send me money. Or, should you feel an even crazier urge, send me things to do video reviews of.
Aye, dear reader, that is correct. I have started the dreaded 365 project. The dreaded project that insane photographers take. The dreaded project where one must take an art-worthy photograph every day. I shall almost certainly regret starting this, but no doubt I shall feel incredible relief this time next year, when I shall have finished. Wish me luck, dear reader!
Okie dokie, no less than three people have pointed out to me today that it is two years until the 21st of December, 2012. My first response was "congratulations", but then I remembered what's so important about that date: the world is apparently supposed to end. Just before Christmas as well, typical. I then proceeded to go into great lengths about why it is a fucking stupid notion that the world will end. Permit me to inform you of the reasons why the world will not end, dear reader.
Indubitably, dear reader! I often make myself flan for tea, especially if there's no-one else in the house. Mainly because it's exceptionally quick and easy. And it also tastes good!
People have been asking me for several weeks now if I have any tips for portrait photography. I'm not entirely sure why, as I don't really do portrait photography as a rule. Nevertheless, people have been asking me repeatedly. So now I cave! Here are my 5 tips for shooting portraits (and by portraits I'm referring to any photograph that involves the use of models).