Posted by Lewis on Sunday, August 19, 2012
Posted by Lewis on Thursday, July 12, 2012
There is no joy left in my world. None. All that is left are ashes and bones. ASHES AND BONES.
Posted by Lewis on Saturday, June 23, 2012
Hello!
WARNINGS: AU, Very Dark Fic Chapters may contain any of the following - M/M Slash, M/F Slash, Mpreg, M/M Rape, Graphic Violence, Child Sexual Abuse (Non-graphic), Incest, Bondage, Implied Bestiality, Character Death, Cross Dressing, Foul Language.
SUMMARY: Severus Snape accuses Albus Dumbledore of rape. Dumbledore claims that it is all a misunderstanding. Who is believed, the Savior or the Turncoat?
Oh for fuck's sake.
Posted by Lewis on Friday, June 22, 2012
My existence is a linear line filled with pain and misery. AND THIS. The three may be related.
Posted by Lewis on Tuesday, June 12, 2012
At work they call this a 'deferred return'.
Posted by Lewis on Tuesday, April 03, 2012
I don't even know if this chapter's long. It feels long. They all feel long.
Posted by Lewis on Saturday, December 31, 2011
Hello, happy New Year! I've started writing for The Reticule and I'm still looking for a job, so I simply don't have the time to blog. But still, here's a New Year's special. This is not safe for work. This is not safe for anyone. This is a Harry Potter slashfic. This was emailed to me. This is going to hurt.
Posted by Lewis on Thursday, November 17, 2011
Good evening, dear reader! Remember me? I'm the man who buggered off again.
Posted by Lewis on Sunday, October 02, 2011
There is no good left in the world. There is only low-quality literary porn. Right, let's get this done.
Posted by Lewis on Sunday, October 02, 2011
Hello! So apparently I've been doing this for a year.
Posted by Lewis on Sunday, September 11, 2011
Gentlemen. Gentleladies. I'm back now.
Posted by Lewis on Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Hello, my dear, attractive reader! I hope you're well. This is just a short post to let you know that I'm taking a few weeks' blogging holiday. In English, that means I will not be blogging for a few weeks. I know, dear reader, I know.
However! I will have a bit of a treat for you when I'm done with my holiday. I will, dear reader! And it will be glorious. Glorious.
Until then! Keep safe and happy, my dear reader.
Teddy
Posted by Lewis on Monday, July 25, 2011
I'll just leave this here.
Posted by Lewis on Thursday, July 14, 2011
Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god oh god. This is the big one. Slightly less famous than My Immortal, but more... Well, you'll see. Oh bloody hell, I can't believe I'm already doing this. Before you click the jump, this fic is EXTREMELY NSFW. Almost dangerously NSFW. You have been warned.
Posted by Lewis on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Posted by Lewis on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Good afternoon, dear reader, I hope you're well. This is just a quick post that I wanted to get out of the way before both Dungeons of Dredmor and Cthulhu Saves the World are released on Steam later today.
Posted by Lewis on Saturday, June 25, 2011
This one has been suggested by a kindly reader, one... Well, he didn't actually give me his name, but he's a German chap. Greetings to my German readers! I hope my occasional outburst of gratuitous German is not too terrible for you. Incidentally, thank you for sending it in, my dear reader. The fic is summarised very well by the gentlemen who emailed me about it:
Posted by Lewis on Saturday, June 25, 2011
I wasn't going to make any posts today, because I've caught a Summer Cold (which apparently exist now) and feel like death on ice. I love Summer. But then I decided to peruse my internal blog information, as I usually do when I've checked everything else, and I discovered that one of my readers, SharpFang, has started her own Dramatic Commentary/sporking/self-flagellation of this... This... This... Yes. A tribute, if you will. You should all give it a
butcher's (that is English slang for 'a look'), and I would like to encourage Sharpfang to keep it up, for it is most amusing and excellent! She also has a greater knowledge of the canon than me.
Anyway, on with the... On with the... Forgive me if I can't make myself sound enthusiastic.
Posted by Lewis on Wednesday, June 22, 2011
I am taking things slowly for a few days, dear reader, as I am practically having a stress baby and am on the verge of stabbing out my left eye to stop it twitching. However, I will persevere and tackle another two 'chapters' of this particular badfic. I'm starting to believe that this is the result of a scientific experiment carried out using a million monkeys and a million typewriters.
Posted by Lewis on Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Hello, dear reader! This is just a quick update to let you know that I am indeed still alive, despite the KGB's best efforts. Incidentally, are we still allowed to call them the KGB? I wouldn't want to give Vlad another reason to hate me. Actually, I should probably ask him next time he tries to put polonium on my pizza. Poor Vlad, he's not very good at this assassination lark.
Indeed, dear reader, I am not dead, just very busy. Too busy, unfortunately, to make any meaningful post. Until after Friday at least, when my workload becomes essentially non-existent for several weeks. I do apologise for keeping you in the dark, but I haven't really had the time to write anything more than the occasional sarcastic tweet. Normal service will be resumed on Saturday. unless I celebrate my new non-existent workload by getting drunk, which may be a distinct possibility.
Until then, my dear reader!
Mr. T. Leach
